The Looney Bin
The Looney Bin is a 60-minute Internet radio show hosted by Tony Goldmark which can be heard every Thursday night on Dementia Radio at 8PM EST (Eastern Silly Time), 5PM PST and again at approximately 11PM EST, 8PM PST. This week (Thursday, June 13) there will be no official special topic, although we will be celebrating Father's Day and the release of the new Scooby Doo movie. Beyond that, we'll have music from the new albums of Sudden Death, The Arrogant Worms, Cheech & Chong, Bob Ricci and MORE MORE MORE!!! And don't forget, ALL of the really cool listeners of Dementia Radio hang out in ef-net mIRC channels #weird-al and #dementia!
PLAYLISTS
(R) = request
Episode #1: "The Scurvy
Pilot" First Aired July 23, 2001
Special Topic: Dementia 2001 Artists
NOTE: This pilot episode was two hours long.
The Sign of A True D-Fan
(uninterrupted mix) - the great Luke Ski & Tony Goldmark
ScrewU - Throwing Toasters
Am Rebel I - Larry Weaver
We're A Happy Family - The Ramones
Boy Wonder - Carla Ulbrich
Biotech Fantasy - Robin Nakkula
Smurfin' Safari - Tom Smith
Pokemon - David Tanny (R)
Tubular Boobular - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Science Fiction Double Feature (w/ callbacks) - Rocky Horror
Picture Show
Understanding Blues - Dan Hart
Woke Up This Morning - Fish Karma
Woke Up This Morning (Updated version) - Tony Goldmark
Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins (R)
I'm So Worried - Monty Python
The Cheese Shop (excerpt) - Monty Python
Worry - The Kinsey Sicks
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
(R)
Romeo & Juliet: How the Feud Started - The Reduced
Shakespeare Company
Italian Lesson #3 - Brak, Space Ghost & Zorak
Atsa Lawyer - Capitol Steps
Italian Lesson #4 - Brak, Zorak & Space Ghost
Italian Food - Power Salad
Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Chicken Drop - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks - Joal Morris
KFC Bitch - Luke Ski's PSYCHO Potpourri!
Mary Lost Her Little Lamb - David Tanny (R)
Mairzy Doats (Extra Looney Version) - The Merry Macs
He's Got Coke - Rob Paravonian
Emo Philips at the Secret Policeman's Third Ball
Greg Brady Wants Me Dead - The Sponge Awareness Foundation
The Pirate Song - Tony Goldmark
Episode #2: "Electric Boogaloo" First aired July 30, 2001
Carmen Murdered, Act One - Spike
Jones & His City Slickers (R)
An Elpee's Worth of Tunes - Todd Rundgren
White Spots - Jesse Goldberg
Nookie/Break Stuff - Richard Cheese
Carmen Murdered, Act Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
(R)
Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind - Christine Lavin (R)
The Folk Song Army - Tom Lehrer
The Saga of the American Mall Family - Power Salad
Swallow My Love - Barnes & Barnes
Carmen Murdered, Act Three - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
(R)
Three Little Fishes - Kay Kyser (R)
Bender Roboto - the great Luke Ski
The Meaning of Life - Monty Python
Perils of Inbreeding - Emo Philips
Someone Keep Moving My Chair - They Might Be Giants
I Like Food - ZatU
Carmen Murdered, Act Four - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
(R)
Episode #3: "Surviving
18 Trips Around the Sun" First aired August 13, 2001
Special Topic: Birthday songs
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine (R)
Couch Potato - Sudden Death
Mairzy Doats (Extra Looney Mix) - The Merry Macs (R)
The Severe Beating of a High School Janitor - Adam Sandler
Coming Attractions - Cheech & Chong
The Boston Tea Party - Stan Freberg
Drivin' - Henry Phillips
The Severe Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Adam Sandler
Lincoln Park Pirates - Steve Goodman (R)
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller (R)
Disney World - Tony Goldmark (R)
Mickey Bank - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
You'll Never Get A Loan - The Capitol Steps
ATM - Throwing Toasters
The Severe Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Adam
Sandler
Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist - Nancy Tucker
Happy Birthday Mr. Burns - The Simpsons f/ The Ramones
Happy Birthday - Sudden Death
Happy Birthday, Mitzi Gaynor - Molly Ivins
Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers - The Simpsons
It's Your Birthday and You're Still Stupid - Bob Lyons
The Severe Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Adam
Sandler
Four Years of High School Spanish - The Four Postmen (Looking for
Grandpa version)
Disney World (reprise) - Tony Goldmark
Episode #4: "You're Not
Tipper Gore, You're Hitler!" First aired August 20, 2001
Special Topic: Corporate Music
Cavity Search - "Weird
Al" Yankovic
Dentist - Brak f/ Zorak & Wally Gator
Magic Toenail - Brak
Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Anthem - Ren & Stimpy
Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver
Piggy In the Middle - The Rutles
Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa
13 Year-Old Girls Are Gonna Love This Song - Hot Waffles
Fries, Fries, Fries - Kevin & Curt
Unoriginal - Rob Paravonian
Power Balladeer (edit/fade) - Power Salad
Let's Do It - Sudden Death
I'd Rather Merchandise (album version) - Tony Goldmark
I'll Be There With You - Larry Weaver
Kill the Backstreet Boys (live at ALCON 2000) - Tony Goldmark (R)
Episode #5: "It Was Your
Birthday Last Year!" First aired September 3, 2001
Special Topic: People with Birthdays on
August 18
Close the Door - Jim Lowe
(Looney mix)
It's Now Or Never - Bugs & Friends
Heartbreak Hotel - Stan Freberg
The Horrible Movie Song - The Four Postmen
Welcome to Our Movie - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Mutants of 2051 - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! - The Simpsons
Week of Welcome 1980 - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Melanie - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Tonight Is Right for Love - Chef & Meat Loaf
The Lumberscots Song - Bill and Davroz
Older Than Him - The Kath Sisters
Pico & Sepulveda - The Bermuda Schwartz Project
Livin' In the Fridge (excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Life's Gonna Suck - Denis Leary
Wood - Martin Mull
Adam West - Wally Wingert & the Caped Club
Moshin' - Tony Goldmark
Episode #6: "Have A
Penguin Butter Suicide (Techno remix)" First aired September
10, 2001
Special Topic: Hard Bloody Labor (or, Back
to school)
My Neighbor's Kids - The Duh
Three Little Pigs - Cheech & Chong
Three Little Pigs - Green Jello
Nursery Rhymes - George Carlin
The Window - Trout Fishing In America
Window Washing Cowboy - Da Vinci's Notebook
Suicide Hotline/Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich (edit) - Mr. X's
Briefcase/Art Paul Schlosser
The Sound of... - The Vestibules
The Happy Happy Birthday Song - The Arrogant Worms
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (R)
Slappy Shooz - edited by Tony Goldmark
Money For Nothing - Big Daddy
Memoirs of a Miner (edit) - Peter Cook
Working In A Coal Mine - Devo
My Name Is Larry (excerpt) - Wild Man Fischer
Death of Mary, Queen of Scots - Monty Python
Penguin on the TV - Monty Python
Penguin on the Telly - Tony Goldmark
Ritaline - Tony Goldmark
Ritalin (excerpt) - Rob Paravonian
Episode #7: "Hail to the
Chef" First aired September 17, 2001
Special Topic: Food
The Doctor Song - Faust &
Lewis
John, the Boy with One Kidney - True Fiction Magazine
Eric the Half-A-Bee (excerpt) - Monty Python
Erik the Awful - Ray Stevens
Either Way, It's Fine With Me - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater f/
Randee of the Redwoods
Waffle King - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Ode to Mrs. Grass' Chicken Noodle Soup - the great Luke Ski
Mashed Potatoes - Brak
Wong's Chinese Buffet - The Arrogant Worms
Cheese Roll Call - Pinky
Spam (Let the Pork Be Pork) (Live at Dementia 2001) - the great
Luke Ski f/ Tony Goldmark
Bologna Sandwich - Brak
Dance the Onion (fade) - Sponge Awareness Foundation
Just Another Onionhead - Todd Rundgren
Desperate Vegetarians / Jewish Holiday / Greenpeace / Richard
Simmons / Babies Stupid / Man Busts His Ass - The Onion Radio
News f/ Doyle Redland
You're A Hamburger - The Vestibules
Snack Attack - Godley & Crème
Episode #8: "What In the
World is a Hoodleehoo?" First Aired September 24, 2001
Special Topic: Behind the Looney: The Brak
Story
Bob - Ed's Redeeming Qualities
(R)
Mr. Bassman - The Muppets f/ Scooter (R)
She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because of the Good Sex
- Mr. Zipp
Don't Put Back the Fuse - Emo Phillips
We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer
Behind the Looney: The Brak Story
Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants
A Day In the Life (fade) - Big Daddy
Episode #9: "The
Dementia Lounge, Thank You Thank You" First aired October
15, 2001
Special Topic: Lounge
Richard III - The Reduced
Shakespeare Company
Dem Kings - The Reduced Shakespeare Company
William Shakespeare's In My Cat - The Arrogant Worms
Murder Was the Play - Luke Ski's Psycho Potpourri!
Meet James Ensor - They Might Be Giants
Creep - Richard Cheese
Ritaline - Tony Goldmark
Ritalin - Rob Paravonian
Spring - Robin Williams
I'm God - None of the Above
God's Little Friends - Phil Van Tee
Good Advice (part one) - Allan Sherman
I Was Born About Ten Million Songs Ago - Steven Brust
Good Advice (part two) - Allan Sherman
Stake Your Claim - Monty Python
Cannibalism - Monty Python
The Nervous Wreck of Edna Fitzgerald - The Four Bitchin' Babes
Dead Fish Heads, Ha-Haaa! - edited by Tony Goldmark
The Rockafeller Skank - Richard Cheese
Show #10:
"YOU...SHOULD...HAVE...BOUGHT...A...SQUIRREL!" First
aired October 22, 2001
Special Topic: Bowling
The Day After I Died - Hot
Waffles
Wenzel's Perfect World - The Happy Schnapps Combo
Take the Skinheads Bowling - Camper Von Beethoven
Let's Go Bowling - The Arrogant Worms
Bowling - Steven Wright
The Bowling King - Those Darn Accordions!
Little Red Corvette - Big Daddy
Blue Suede Schubert - The Rutles
Bookshop - Monty Python
I Don't Know How To Read - Ray TV
The Ballad of Chiang Chao Pang - Throwing Toasters
I Love You Baby - Nelda
Little Orphan Ollie's Dance Lesson - The Roto Rooter Good Time
Christmas Band
The Adventures of the Cow - Adam Sandler
I Wanna Be A Flintstone - The Screaming Blue Messiahs
The Boogadoo Players - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
The Singing Chads - The Capitol Steps
Rachel - Steven Wright
The Boogadoo Players: An Update - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
What Would Al Do - Bill & Dave
If You Only Rent Seven Movies.../Beyond Good and Evil - White
Noise Radio Theater
The Boogadoo Players: An Update - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
Leopard Skin - Tony Goldmark
Quite A Man (For An Al Fan) - the great Luke Ski
The Boogadoo Players: An Update - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
Show #11: "The Frogurt
is Also Cursed"; First aired October 29, 2001
Special Topic: Halloween
Count Brakula - Brak & Zorak
(Blair) Witch (live) - Raymond & Scum
The Simpsons Halloween Special Theme
Gas Station Washroom - The Frantics
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Barenaked Ladies
Halloween (edit) - Jerry Seinfeld
Trailer Ghost Exterminators - Larry Weaver
Grandma's Revenge - Bananas At Large
Do the Freddy - The Elm Street Singers
Nightmare on My Street - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
My Werewolf Mama - Lenny Bruce
The Werewolf of Madison Avenue - Stan Freberg
Goodnight, Goodnight - Chris Holt
Show #12: “And
#35 (or: Tony Are You Okay, You Okay, You Okay Tony?)”;
First aired November 5, 2001
Special Topic: Michael Jackson
Hospitality Blues
– Doug Harrell
Doctor Worm – They Might Be Giants
We Are the Worms – Johnson & Tofte
Michael Jackson Talks – Whimsical Will
Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture (excerpt about Jichael Mackson)
– The Capitol Steps
Fat – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Smooth Criminal – Alien Ant Farm
Llama Serenade – Shebel & Larson
Billie Jean – Big Daddy
Singers (excerpt) – Eddie Murphy
Black And White – Whimsical Will
We All Use Word – The Capitol Steps
Mama Rap – Luke Ski & Keeterman
Phillipa & Denina – Radio Free Vestibule
An American Werewolf In Mayberry – Mike Toomey
You Can Call Me Brak – President Shatner
What Day Is It? – Brak, Zorak & Space Ghost
What Time Is It? – Ken Nordine
Eat It – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Show #13: “So In
Summary, MANOS: The Hands of Fate”; First aired November 12,
2001
Special Topic: Religion; Girls
The In the Beginning Blues
– The Reduced Shakespeare Company
God Is A Groovy Guy – Fish Karma
Kevin and God – The Vestibules
Jesus’ Brother Bob (live) – The Arrogant Worms
Moses at Mt. Sinai – The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Steve Buscemi – Dystopia One
Slow, Painful Death – Sudden Death
Tone Deaf – John Forster
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Big Daddy
Punk Rock Girl – The Dead Milkmen
We Like Girls – Brak & Zorak
Girls Ain’t Nothin’ But Trouble – DJ Jazzy Jeff
& the Fresh Prince
House Husband Macho – Mike Nobel
Childhood – Robin Williams
Lady of the House – Power Salad
So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) – Tom Lehrer
Show #14: “Can't Sleep,
Clown'll Eat Me, Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me”; First aired
November 19, 2001
Special Guest: Daniel Barry
Special Topic: Thanksgiving
Proofreading Woman – Dave
Barry
Wide World of Novel Writing – Monty Python
I Like Food (Binge & Purge version) – Zelda & the
Unibrows
A Fowl Commercial (excerpt) – Hot Waffles
Wide World of Novel Writing, Part 2 – Monty Python
A Fowl Commercial – Hot Waffles
Chicken Lips – Fish Karma
Tofu Cowboy – Dan Hart
Hot Dogs In the Sink – Power Salad
Beeflog – Brak & Zorak
My Father the Fowl – Hot Waffles
Take An Indian to Lunch This Week– Stan Freberg
Under the Double Turkey (The Thanksgiving Story) – Stan
Freberg
Thanksgiving – George Carlin
The Thanksgiving Song – Adam Sandler
Adam West – Wally Wingert & the Caped Club (R)
Napkin
– President Shatner f/ Not Luke Ski at all
Quidditch Ball Wizard – Steve Goodie
Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac – The Capitol Steps
Baby On Board – The Simpsons
Show #15:
"Don't Talk to Me About It's A Wonderful Life"; First
aired November 26, 2001
Special Guest: Daniel Barry
Special Topic: The First Christmas Songs
The Last Saskatchewan
Pirate (live) – The Arrogant Worms
1812 – Second City
My Macedonia – John Forster
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas – Jeff Foxworthy
Up There – from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The 12 Tips of Christmas – The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Ways to Save Money at Christmas – Julie Brown
I Like Hubcaps – Brak, Grape Ape, Franz Shoebert & the
Brakettes
Turdy Pointer’s Christmas – Bananas At Large
Boy Band – The Arrogant Worms
When We Were Young – Henry Phillips
Too Much Information – Rob Paravonian
Looking For A Job In Quebec (fade) – The Vestibules
Proctologist Man – Frozen Scream
Jingle Bells Drag – The Three Stooges
Show #16: “Ba Rumpa Pum
Pum”; First aired December 3, 2001
Special Topic: Christmas Songs
Help Me Make It Through The
Night – Big Daddy
Are You Experienced? – Devo
Laurence Olivier for Diet Coke – The Vestibules
Fargo Go Far Travel Brokers – Duck’s Breath Mystery
Theater
Zalgon 26 McGee – The Vestibules
The Case of the Silver Spoon – Duck’s Breath Mystery
Theater
Jail Anthem – Rob Paravonian
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel – The Simpsons
Hip-Hop Hoedown – Larry Weaver
The Country Channel – White Noise Radio Theater
Wrestling Match – White Noise Radio Theater
The World’s Most Fatal Stunts X – White Noise Radio
Theater
Intimate Crowd – Throwing Toasters
Wrestler’s Love – Throwing Toasters
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas – Allan Sherman
Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass – The Arrogant Worms
Santa’s Beard – They Might Be Giants
Holiday Greeting #1 (1987) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
I Found the Brains of Santa Claus – Jason & the
Strap-Tones
Santa’s Lament – Father Guido Sarducci
The Pretty Little Dolly – Mona Aboud
I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas – The Goons
Holiday Greeting #3 (1987) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Yule-Sat – The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Holiday In Cambodia – Richard Cheese
Oh God I’m Santa Claus! – The Arrogant Worms
Show #17: “And to All My
Jewish Friends, Feliz Navidad”; First aired December 10,
2001
Special Topic: Christmas Songs
The Chanukah Song Part 2 –
Adam Sandler
I’m Spending Chanukah In Santa Monica – Tom Lehrer
O Holy Night – Eric Cartman
The Christmas Song (Christmas Turkey version) – The Arrogant
Worms
Blue Christmas – Seymour Swine
Punk Rock Christmas – The Ravers
Nevertheless – The Rutles
Three Wise Men – Monty Python
My Birthday Comes on Christmas (edit) – Spike Jones &
the City Slickers
Three Wise Guys (Bible version) – The Reduced Shakespeare
Company
Holiday Greeting #5 (1987) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
The Night Santa Went Crazy (live) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
The Evil Santa – National Lampoon
Holiday Greeting #2 (1988) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Christmas Time – The Arrogant Worms
It’s A Fanboy Christmas (live at Gencon) – the great
Luke Ski f/ the Uber Geek Tabernacle Choir
Kill A Tree for Christ – Celtic Elvis
Show #18: “Have Yourself
A Looney Little Christmas”; First aired December 17, 2001
Special Topic: Christmas Songs
Wreck the Halls with Boughs of
Holly – The Three Stooges
At X-Mas Time – Throwing Toasters
Da Christmas Trip – Da Yoopers
Jingle Bells – The Singing Chickens
The Same Christmas Cake – The Arrogant Worms
Happy Whatever You’re Having – Therapy Sisters
Holiday Greeting #2 – Ozzy Osbourne
A Happy Wholesome Holiday – The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Carolers From Hell – The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Christmas On Acid – Radio Free Vestibule
Christmas In the Belly of a Shark – Tony & Daniel
We Had Santa Claus For Christmas Dinner – Rick Holton
A Christmas Carol – Tom Lehrer
A Christmas Tail – Sudden Death
It’s Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am – The Bob &
Tom Band
We Need A Little Chanukah – Lauren Mayer
How the Grinch Stole Chanukah – Mike Toomey
Holiday Greeting #1 (1988) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
How the Gates Stole Christmas – The Capitol Steps
You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch – Jim Carrey
Better Do It Right – Smash Mouth
The Twelve Days of Christmas – Bob & Doug McKenzie
Show #19: “The Charlie
Sheen Show Starring Charlie Sheen and the Charlie Sheen Blues
Ensemble, Episode 3F91: Something Smells Like Toast”; First
aired January 24, 2001
Special Guest: Throwing Toasters
NOTE: This episode was two hours long; This was the first episode
to air on Thursday nights
Hip Chick (live excerpt) –
Throwing Toasters
Hip Chick – Throwing Toasters
Graceland – Big Daddy
Return of the King, Uh-Huh (live at Dementia 2001) – Tom
Smith
Money In My Pocket (excerpt) – Throwing Toasters
Belgian Wallets – Grant Baciocco & Tony Goldmark
Points (They Might Be Sportscenter) – Power Salad
Everything You Know Is Wrong – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Your Racist Friend – They Might Be Giants
Crust Side – Grant Baciocco & Tony Goldmark
A Warning from Graham Chapman
Bitchin’ Camaro – The Dead Milkmen
Crazy Lovesick Fool – the great Luke Ski f/ Power Salad
& Tony Goldmark
Christmas In Ignace – The Arrogant Worms
Crocodile – Monty Python
Boy Band (excerpt) – The Arrogant Worms
Girl, You Can Feed My Hamster – Throwing Toasters
Helter Seltzer – White Noise Radio Theater
The Ballad of Carson Daly (Josie remix) – Tony Goldmark
The Words Get Stuck In My Throat – Booji Boy
Here We Go – Throwing Toasters
Welcome to the Jungle – Big Daddy
Dysfunctional Family Reunion – R. Bruce
Proud to Be a Banker – The Arrogant Worms
The Money Program – Monty Python
Cheese Enough (live) – Throwing Toasters f/ Tony Goldmark
Let’s Have A Patrick Swayzee Christmas – Mystery
Science Theater 3000
Holiday Greeting #2 (1987) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
I Don’t Want to Go to Toronto – The Vestibules
Make Satan Fume! (excerpt) – Emo Philips
Until a Greying Yet Still Handsome Comedian – Emo Philips
Where In the World Is Osama Bin Ladin? – the great Luke Ski
Don’t Care – Throwing Toasters
I Wanna Go Back to Dixie – Tom Lehrer
The Sorcerer’s Stone – Tony Goldmark
The Crisis of Crises – Grant Baciocco & Tony Goldmark
Rock My Baby – Brak f/ Zorak & Space Ghost
Warner Brothers’ Lord of the Rings – Tom Smith
God Bless the UFO – The Capitol Steps
Freak Love (live) – Throwing Toasters f/ Tony Goldmark
Show #20:
“Actionlessness!”; First aired January 31, 2001
Special Guest: Daniel Barry
Them Hippies Was Right! –
Those Darn Accordions
Apt. – Steven Wright
I Palindrome I – They Might Be Giants
Eve of Destruction – Bob Wayne
No Sale/No Store – The Arrogant Worms
Microsoft Man – Tony & Dan
Unfinished Words – The Rutles
Rhetorical Questions – Tony Goldmark
Sometimes I Wonder – Throwing Toasters
Another Frickin Cheese Song – Tony & Dan
Water – Brak
Only Happy When It Rains – Richard Cheese
Track Two Continued – Emo Philips
Dead – They Might Be Giants
Indeed – Tony & Dan
My Heart Will Go On – Big Daddy
Celine Dion – The Arrogant Worms
‘Allo – Tony & Dan
Break Stuff (inspired by Richard Cheese) – Tony & Dan
I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson – DJ Jazzy Jeff & the
Fresh Prince
An Artist’s Lament – Fish Karma
Show #21: “Stuck in
Shatner Mode”; First aired February 7, 2001
Special Guest: Daniel Barry
Thank Q – Luke Ski’s
PSYCHO Potpourri!
Microsoft Word – Paul Anderson
Silicon Slim – John Forster
When IRS Guys Are Smilin’ – The Capitol Steps
Look At All Those Idiots – The Simpsons
I Write the Songs – Big Daddy
Protest Song – Neil Innes
Cabbage Rolls and Coffee Polka – The Shmenge Brothers (John
Candy & Eugene Levy)
Corned Beef – Brak & Zorak
The Weiner Schnitzel Waltz – Tom Lehrer
Don’t Go Into Politics (Holy Grail remix) – The
Arrogant Worms
Polkamon – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Theme from Ash – the great Luke Ski
Bonus Track – Ogden Edsl
War of the Weirds – Tony Goldmark
Show #22: “Just
Do Your Job, Heart Boy”; First aired February 21, 2001
Special Topic: Valentine's Day
NOTE: Yes, I know, this should have aired a week earlier. But it
didn't due to technical difficulties.
The Greatest Love of
All – Big Daddy
I Love Almost Everybody – Space Ghost f/ Brak & Zorak
Let Me Call You Sweetheart – The Roto Rooter Good Time
Christmas Band
Love Is… – Wally Pleasant
Love Life – The Rutles
The Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) – Monty Python
Lust – Robin Williams
She’s Like – Throwing Toasters
The Night I Fell In Love with You – Henry Philips
Yeh Yeh – They Might Be Giants
The Test of Love and Sex – Fun with Animals
Darling – Space Ghost
Suck My Kiss – Richard Cheese
Darling – Zorak
Dammit Janet (with callbacks) – The Rocky Horror Picture
Show
I Could Love You Every Day (A Killer Song) – Monkey Puzzle
Crazy – Ace T. & the Hindenberg Ground Crew
The Loving Couple – Duck’s Breath Mystery Theater
Our Love Is Like – Throwing Toasters
Johnny Get Angry – Walter Mayes
Love Without Anger – Devo
To All Da Girls I’ve Loved Beefor – the great Luke Ski
I Wanna Know What Love Is (excerpt) – Big Daddy
Show #23: “It’s All
Spielberg’s Fault”; First aired February 28, 2001
Special Topics: Lost Love; President's Day
NOTE: See previous note.
Tokyo Love Song – The
Arrogant Worms
Da Couch Dat Burps – Da Yoopers
Lucky Ball and Chain – They Might Be Giants
None But the Lonely Heart – Spike Jones & His City
Slickers
When You Are Old and Grey – Tom Lehrer
Zingor – Zorak
I Couldn’t Spell !!*@! – Sam the Sham
If I Had A Hammer, Part 1 – Larry Weaver
Elephantoplasty – Monty Python
If I Had A Hammer, Part 2 – Larry Weaver
Farewell to John Denver – Monty Python
Andy Breckman Tells Us How He Really Feels
Don’t Get Killed – Andy Breckman
Denny, In-House Psychologist – Duck’s Breath Mystery
Theater
Washington Crosses the Delaware (Command Decision) – Stan
Freberg
The President’s Song – The Animaniacs
The President Song – The Simpsons
Do the Clinton – The Foremen
Rappin’ Ronnie Reagen – The Simpsons
I Want Your Sex – Big Daddy
Show #24: “Happy
B-B-B-Birthday, You Thing From Another World, You”; First
aired March 7, 2002
Special Topic: Chuck Jones Tribute
Straw Shuttle/Vowels to
Bosnia/Blues Man/Drunken Man/Teresa In Hell/Christopher Reeves
– The Onion Radio News f/ Doyle Redland
Let There Be Guns – The Arrogant Worms
Trigger Happy – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: Chapter 219 – National Lampoon
Daffy Duck’s Rhapsody – Mel Blanc
Long-Haired Hare – The Warner Bros. Symphony Orchestra f/
Mel Blanc
The Rabbit of Seville – The Warner Bros. Symphony Orchestra
f/ Mel Blanc & Arthur Q. Bryan
What’s Opera, Doc? – The Warner Bros. Symphony
Orchestra f/ Mel Blanc & Arthur Q. Bryan
Kill the Wabbit – Ozzy Fudd
Rocks Off – Dan Castellaneta
Mr. Plow – The Simpsons
Shovel Shovel Snow ‘Til You Pop A Blood Vessel – Duh
Cheesers
Plow King – The Simpsons f/ Linda Rondstadt
Merrie Melodies Closing Theme (“That’s All Folks”)
– The Warner Bros. Symphony Orchestra
Show #25: “We Drink and
We Die and Continue to Drink”; First aired March 14, 2002
Special Topic: St. Patrick's Day
(Let’s go) Smoke Some Pot
– Dash Rip Rock
Addiction-Go-Round (edit) – Ian Butler
Testimonial by R. Zimmerman – Cheech & Chong
A.A. on a Field Trip – The Vestibules
The Weed Fart Song – the great Luke Ski
Badger Baseball – Dan Castellaneta
Vendor – Second City f/ Jim Fay
A Dying Cub Fan’s Last Request – Steve Goodman (R)
Bonanza theme song (German version) (excerpt) – Ralf Paulsen
The Holzfaller Song (excerpt) – Monty Python
McDonald’s – Steve Martin
Ritaline – Tony Goldmark (R)
Hostages – Steve Martin
I’m In Love with My Little Red Tricycle – Napoleon XIV
Crème De La Phlegm – Ian Butler
Bond Villains – Sean Cullen
Traditional Irish Folk Song – Denis Leary
The Irish Ballad – Tom Lehrer
Invitation to a Funeral – Mike Agranoff
The Comedy of Patrol Officer Tim O’Malley – National
Lampoon
Gaelic Song – The Arrogant Worms
Fantastic Voyager – Luke Ski’s PSYCHO Potpourri (R)
Particle Board – Rob Paravonian
Show #26: “We
Got Movie Sign!”; First aired March 21, 2002
Special Topic: Movies!
The Horrible Movie Song
– The Four Postmen
Springtime for Hitler – Mel Brooks
Knights of the Round Table (Camelot) – Monty Python
The Time Warp – The Rocky Horror Picture Show (original Roxy
cast)
Up In Smoke – Cheech & Chong
The Meaning of Life – Monty Python
Strange Brew – Ian Thomas f/ Bob & Doug McKenzie
Working In A Coal Mine – Devo
Dentist! (single version) – Steve Martin & Bill Murray
UHF (single version) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Belle – Paige O’Hara w/ “Beauty & the
Beast” original cast
Cabin Fever – The Muppets
Theme From Spy Hard – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Mountain Town – South Park original cast
Uncle Fucka – Terrence & Phillip
Mountain Town (reprise) – South Park original cast
May It Be (excerpt) – Enya
Show #27: “Hey,
You’ve Got Weasels On Your Face”; First aired April 4,
2002
Special Topic: All Things Al!!!
Revolution #9 (excerpt) –
The Beatles
Dare to Be Stupid (live) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Drum Solo – “Weird Al” Yankovic f/ Jon
“Bermuda” Schwartz
Kim, Rhonda & Gina – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Food Medley 1984 – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Fun Zone (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Pac-Man (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Rubber Sole – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Polkas on 45 (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Hot Rocks Polka (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Living with A Hernia (excerpt) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
Polkas on 45 (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Squeezebox (excerpt) – The Who
You Can Call Me Al (excerpt) – Paul Simon
Jurashiku Park – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Spy Hard (instrumental) (excerpt) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
Little Red Caboose (excerpt) – Big John & Sparky
Like A Surgeon (Madonna’s “Truth or Dare” version)
– “Weird Al” Yankovic
Germs (instrumental) (excerpt) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
Belvedere Cruisin – Alfred Yankovic
School Cafeteria (master mix) – Alfred Yankovic
Nobody Here But Us Frogs (edit) – Alfred Yankovic
You Don’t Take Your Showers (edit) – “Weird
Al” Yankovic
Won’t Eat Prunes Again (edit) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
You Light Up My Life (punk version) – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
Week of Welcome 1980 – “Weird Al” Yankovic
It’s Still Billy Joel to Me – “Weird Al”
Yankovic
Truck Driving Song (instrumental) (excerpt) – “Weird
Al” Yankovic
Unsolved Mysteries: 27 part 1 – Tony Goldmark
ALCON III commercial – Amanda Cohen
Unsolved Mysteries: 27 part 2 – Tony Goldmark
ALCON 2000 theme – Power Salad
The Day Alfred Went Weird (live at ALCON 2000) – Tony
Goldmark
Yankovic – The Bamboo Steamers
Callin’ In Sick (instrumental) (excerpt) – “Weird
Al” Yankovic
Cell Phones (techno remix) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
f/ Power Salad
Slime Creatures From Outer Space (master mix) – “Weird
Al” Yankovic / None of the Above / Scooby Doo
Harvey the Wonder Hamster – The Al-Ubetcha Chorus
The Happy House (excerpt) – Those Darn Accordions!
Happy Birthday – Sudden Death
My Baby’s In Love with Eddie Vedder (instrumental) (excerpt)
– “Weird Al” Yankovic
C’mon, Ride the Bus – the great Luke Ski
27 Questions For “Weird Al” Yankovic (edit) –
Amanda Cohen
Spam (Let the Pork Be Pork) (one verse) – Luke Ski’s
PSYCHO Potpourri!
I’ll Be Mellow – The Obnoxious Ip
Your Horoscope For Today (instrumental) (excerpt) –
“Weird Al” Yankovic
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (excerpt) – The
Groovers
Mr. Popeil (excerpt) – Chris Hallbeck
One More Minute (excerpt) – The Multi-Colored Ties
Mr. Frump In the Iron Lung (excerpt) – Hot Waffles
Midnight Star (excerpt) – Haakon Sundry
Quite A Man (For An Al Fan) – the great Luke Ski
Dare To Be Stupid (instrumental) (excerpt) – “Weird
Al” Yankovic
Yoda (live) (fade in) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios – Alfred Yankovic
Show #28: “You Try Doing
the Twist-Tie from Inside the Bag”; First aired April 11,
2002
Special Topic: Tax Day
Crazy Sammy’s Discount
Store – The Vestibules
Taxman – The Beatles
Harry Block: 417 Reasons Why You Should Let Us Do Your Income Tax
– Reason #110 – National Lampoon
A “Smart” Toilet Seat? – Stan Freberg
Tax Your Children Well – The Capitol Steps
Letter from the IRS – Emo Philips
Harry Block: Reason #177 – National Lampoon
Your Tax Dollars At Work – Henry Phillips
Separate Checks – Rob Paravonian
Harry Block: Reason #287 – National Lampoon
ALCON III commercial – Amanda Cohen
Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence – Ren & Stimpy (R)
Memories – Big Daddy
Harry Block: Reason #323 – National Lampoon
The XR-2000 Hair Replacement System – The Vestibules
Meat Loaf – Sean Cullen
Ministry of Silly Walks – Monty Python
Billy the Theme Park Shark – The Arrogant Worms
Medical Penguins – John Cleese
Penguin on the Telly (live) – Tony Goldmark
Harry Block: Reason #356 – National Lampoon
They Laughed At Bob Hope – Graham Chapman
So Dumb – Dan Castellaneta
Rabbit Valley – The Four Postmen
Easterbeat – Hek-Tor & Roy
Jesus Goes to Hawaii (edit) – The Vestibules
Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missle
Liposuction – DaVinci’s Notebook
Harry Block: Reason #408 – National Lampoon
Show #29: “Pi Is Exactly
Three!”; First aired April 18, 2002
Special Topic: Jesus
The Adult Life of Jesus –
The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Body of Christ – The Vestibules
Rebigulator – Dr. Frink, w/ Lisa Simpson
Jesus Jr. – The Cab City Combo
Satan – Sean Cullen
Shakespeare – The Vestibules
Robot Bear – Dr. Frink
Don’t Blow Up Your School – Rob Paravonian
I Ran Away – The Arrogant Worms
Your Horoscope For Today – “Weird Al” Yankovic
I Have Visited the Future – Dr. Frink
Horoscope – Dan Castellaneta
How Could I Live Without Filing Taxes? – Carla Howell
CPA – The Pretensions
Yaakov Vs. Pronski – Dogland
Gambletron 2000 – Dr. Frink
Buzzards In Love – Lance Brown
Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie – The Arrogant Worms
Another Great Idea with Bill & Bob – Tony Goldmark
Frog Exaggerator – Dr. Frink
A Message from Brent Carlisle – The Vestibules
Cornholio – the great Luke Ski
The Colors, Children! – Dr. Frink
The Statue Got Me High – They Might Be Giants
A Message from Brent Carlisle – The Vestibules
Hamburger Earmuffs – Dr. Frink, w/ Homer Simpson
Put Your Sox on Mama – Brak
Midnight Star – Haakon Sundry
Pi Is Exactly Three! – Dr. Frink
Show #30: “Return
of the Alconoclast”; First aired June 6, 2002
Special Topic: The Music of ALCON III
NOTE: An (L) indicates that this song was recorded on my video
camera live at ALCON III.
ALCON III Theme –
Power Salad (L)
A brief interview with Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad
A brief interview with Larry Weaver
I Don’t See What You See – Larry Weaver (L)
A brief interview with the great Luke Ski
In the Line Again – the great Luke Ski (L)
A brief interview with Keith "Keeterman" Rose
Hangnail – Sudden Death
A brief interview with Dan Hart
The Life of Dan – Dan Hart (L)
Screaming Beatles – Dan Hart
Fries, Fries, Fries – Curt Campbell (L)
A brief interview with Grant Baciocco of Throwing Toasters
Bad Influence – Throwing Toasters (L)
A brief interview with Mike Toomey
Baby I’m Dead – Mike Toomey
A brief interview with Amanda Cohen
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone? – Carla Ulbrich (L)
My Girlfriend’s Back – The Bob Ricci Band (L)
The House Made of Underpants – Hot Waffles
A brief interview with Marty "Gumby Torsoboy" Lick
Kill the Backstreet Boys – Tony Goldmark (L)
Stores – Mike Toomey (L)
The Dangerous Toy – Dan Hart (L)
Kid Show Songs/The Unhappy Meal (excerpt) – Larry Weaver (L)
A brief interview with Devo Spice of Sudden Death
Dead Rappers – Sudden Death f/ Hot Waffles (L)
A brief interview with Chris Waffle of Hot Waffles and Grant
Baciocco of Throwing Toasters
N.R.L. (The Nursery Rhyme Lawyer Song) – Throwing Toasters
(L)
UHF (excerpt) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Greg Brady Wants Me Dead – The Sponge Awareness Foundation
(L)
Let’s Call the Whole Filk Off – Carla Ulbrich f/ Dan
Hart (L)
Web Surfin’ – The Stanford Fleet Street Singers
Pornostar – The Four Postmen
Bedrock Anthem – Kevin Cable f/ “Weird Al”
Yankovic (L)
Evil Weed – Mike Toomey
A brief interview with Sean “It’s Not Art”
Peterson
Whiny Slimy Creepy – Bob Ricci
Disney Song – Power Salad
Peter Parker – the great Luke Ski f/ Sudden Death (L)
A brief interview with Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
The Day Alfred Went Weird (extra glory version) – Tony
Goldmark (L)
A brief interview with Greg Method
Polka Power! (live) – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Closing Time – The Alcon III Demented Ball Choir (L)
ALCON III Theme (reprise) – Power Salad f/ Amanda Cohen (L)
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