Tony's Live Appearances
You know, of all the questions I receive as I meander through this void of disillusionment that we mortals refer to as Life, by far the question people ask me with the most frequency is "Do you want that on white, wheat or sourdough?" followed closely by "Have you seen my other eyebrow anywhere?" and I've learned from experience the importance of never mixing those questions up. But one question I ask myself all the time is "when and where are you going to be performing live?" Well, this page provides the answer(s). Here is the complete list of all known future points in time wherein I will drop everything to perform an example of the almighty palindrome we refer to as a "gig."
| Date | Time | Event | Place | Address | City | Comments |
| July 27, 2002 | 8:00 PM | The B.O.R.E.D. Tour 2002 | Hallenbeck's General Store & Main Street Cafe | 5510 Cahuenga Blvd. (between Burbank & Chandler) | North Hollywood, CA | I will be introducing Raymond & Scum, not performing. |
| sometime in 2003 (possibly June) | TBA | Dementia 2003 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
What? You want more? Well, book me or something!