LINKS!

Okay, as inconceivable as it may seem, I realize that there are some ignorant yahoos out there who MIGHT at one point or another actually want to visit web pages in their lives other than this one! While these people are obviously pathetic slobs who have no idea what's good for them, I am nevertheless forced to provide a list of direct links to other sites for the benefit of people who are too stupid to remember the web addresses and/or too lazy to write them out. Here are some web pages which I have found remotely tolerable, despite the fact that they have little if anything to do with me:

"Don't Quit Your Day Job" Records
My record company's web site

"Weird Al" Yankovic: The Official Web Site
The...um...official web site of "Weird Al" Yankovic. Duh!

Luke Ski's GNOME Page
My good friend the great Luke Ski, an expert on caricatures and comedy hip-hop.

Dementia Radio
Where, every Monday Night, you can listen to the Looney Bin!

ALCON III!
The third "Weird Al" Yankovic convention!

The Doctor Is In!
Jeff Morris runs one of the biggest and best web sites about the Dr. Demento Show

Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon: Funny Musicians For A Serious Cause
Support your local charity fundraiser

The Arrogant Worms
Any group that performs songs like "Johnny Came Home Headless," "Jesus' Brother Bob" and "William Shakespeare's In My Cat" deserves to go down in history of one of the greatest dementia acts ever.

DaVinci's Notebook
One of the most awesome live combinations of music and comedy I have ever seen.

Big Daddy
Big Daddy, a group that does covers of current songs in the style of 1950s rock & roll, is currently one of my favorite Dementia acts.

Whimsical Will
Featuring the weekly Mystery Sound Byte Contest

Emo Philips
Not only is he a very funny guy, he's also very handy with the ladies and an excellent trombone juggler

Satellite News - The MST3K Info Page
Soooooo.....Manos: The Hands of Fate.

We Got It All On UHF
One of the first sites ever created about Weird Al

All Things Yankovic
Featuring "This Day In Al History," a necessity to all multi-cellular life forms

Or, you could go home and begin the adventure again!