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TONY GOLDMARK'S OFFI-FREAKING-CIAL WEB SITE!

Hello, my little pumpkinheads, and welcome to the only web page you will ever need to visit. Tony Goldmark here, reporting from a titanium cage located at the bottom of the Indian Ocean. Here, you can look up just about everything you may conceivably need to know about the dementia career of yours truly, Tony Goldmark, the irrepressable 18 year-old scamp known to world wide audiences of the Dr. Demento Show as the author and performer of such infectious little ditties as "Kill the Backstreet Boys," "Penguin on the Telly" and "The Sorcerer's Stone." My full-length CD called Masterpiece Weirder, available now from Don't Quit Your Day Job Records. At the moment this page is merely a branch of the record company web site, but I promise that sometime in the future I will get my own domain name. In the meantime, enjoy!

Masterpiece Weirder: The Album
(Last updated 4/8/02)

The Looney Bin
(Last updated 6/9/02)

Tony Goldmark News
(Last updated 7/22/02)

Live Shows
(Last updated 7/22/02)

Links
(Last updated 7/22/02)

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Last updated: 06/11/2002 A.D.