The disc has been in the making for over two years and includes the song "Kill the Backstreet Boys," which made it all the way to #9 on Dr. Demento's Funny 25 of 2000. Also along the way are tributes to Weird Al and Monty Python and brutal spoofs of Carson Daly, Puff Daddy, the Disney theme parks and everything in between. (Okay, not everything in between, but lots of things of interest I can almost assure you.) PLUS! A duet with no less than the great Luke Ski! So all you pirate D-Fans can get off Disney's tech support and rhetorically knock three times on Carson Daly in a mosh pit full of merchandising penguins on ritaline and leopards named Alfred while killing the Backstreet Boys! (If you don't get it but are still mysteriously intrigued, BUY THE CD!)
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"The hottest young dementia talent this side of the San Andreas Fault"
- The Great Luke Ski"The stupidest thing I ever performed on"
- Garth Webber"This blurb is completely out of context"
- Andrew Toadie"Stop pummeling me! It's really painful!"
- Homer J. Simpson
1. I'd Rather Merchandise
Contains a sample of "Flush the Magic Dragon" by Auntie Poo & the Porta-Potties (K.K. Goldmark, M. Ross, G. Schields). New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
2. Kill the Backstreet Boys
Music and Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
3. Penguin on the Telly
Parody of "Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morisette (G. Ballard, A. Morrisette). Parody concept by "Blasted Bill" Putt. New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and "Blasted Bill" Putt (with excerpts of sketches originally written and performed by G. Chapman, J. Cleese, T. Gilliam, E. Idle, T. Jones and M. Palin).
4. Ritaline
Written by Tony Goldmark.
5. The Sign of A True D-Fan (w/ the great Luke Ski)
Contains a sample of "Demented Forever" by Karen McMillan (S. Janis, S. Magwood, J. Waters, D. Woodis). New Lyrics by Luke Seinkowski and Tony Goldmark.
6. The Ballad of Carson Daly
Music by Joe Goldmark and Tony Goldmark. Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
7. Tech Support( f/ Kathi Kamen Goldmark)
Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach (D. Buckner, T. Esperance, J. Horton, C. Shaddix). New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
8. Moshin'
Music and Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
9. Knock Three Times
Parody of "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando (L.R. Brown, I. Levine). New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
10. Leopard Skin
Music by Joe Goldmark. Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
11. Disney World
Parody of "It's A Small World" (R.M. Sherman, R.B. Sherman) and "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme" (J. Dodd). New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
12. Rhetorical Questions
Music by Joe Goldmark and Tony Goldmark. Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
13. The Pirate Song
Music and Lyrics by Tony Goldmark. Additional Pirate Dialogue by Luke Seinkowski.
14. The Day Alfred Went Weird
Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (Al Yankovic). New Lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
15. The Sign of a True D-Fan, Continued (w/ the great Luke Ski)
Contains a sample of "Demented Forever" by Karen McMillan (S. Janis, S. Magwood, J. Waters, D. Woodis). Lyrics Improvised by Luke Seinkowski and Tony Goldmark.
16. Disney World (reprise)
Parody of "The Mickey Mouse Club Alma Mater" (J. Dodd). New lyrics by Tony Goldmark.
Tony Goldmark – Lead and Background Vocals, Kazoo, Slide Whistle, Tambourine, with:
Daniel "Wah Wah" Barry – Kid vocal and kazoo
Laura Barry – Kid vocal and kazoo; Sam Barry – Keyboards (2, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 16), Pennywhistle, Harmonica (6), Background vocals (14), Kazoo
Eddie "El Brujo" Caipo – Scratches; Roger Freet – Drums (7, 9)
Kathi Kamen Goldmark – Phone operator (7), Background vocals (6, 9)
David O. Golia – Bass Guitar (2, 7, 9, 11, 14); Hoagy Guitarmichael – Guitar (1)
Paul Hettiger – Guitar, Bass Guitar & Keyboard (5, 15); Alex Katz – Announcer (4)
Emily Katz – Kid vocal; Max Katz – Kid vocal
Christopher Kee – Bass Guitar (1, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13), Background Vocals (6)
Carrie O. Kee – Instrumentals (3); Lea Kronenberg – Kid vocal and kazoo
West Kronenberg – Kazoo; Karen McMillan – Sampled vocal (5, 15)
David Phillips – Guitar (2, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14); Henry Salvia – Keyboards (1)
Glamorous Accordion Princess "Big Lou" Seekins – Accordion
The Great Luke Ski – Duet vocal (5, 15); Pirate vocal (13)
Peter Tucker – Drums (1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
Garth Webber – Guitar (7, 8, 9), Background Vocals (6, 9)
Duane Wong – 12-String Guitar (12)
Produced by Kathi Kamen Goldmark and Joe Goldmark, except the instrumentals for tracks 5 and 15, Produced by Luke Seinkowski.
Arranged by Tony Goldmark and Joe Goldmark, except tracks 5 and 15, Arranged by Luke Seinkowski.