"After three sessions with "Potty Animal," my dog Bubba has stopped pooping in the living room, and is so moved by the lyrics he's started to create some of his own doggerel."
Amy Tan
"These songs have completely changed my life. You should see my underwear."
Dave Barry
"Number two on the hit parade."
Roy Blount, Jr.
"This lovely music should go far to satisfy the natural prurience and foul-mindedness endemic to small children. I guarantee they'll ADORE it!"
Jessica Mitford
"I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. But I didn't . . . It works!"
Dave Marsh
While they learn to use the potty, your kids will have fun singing along with Auntie Poo & the Porta-Potties.
It may seem scary now, but soon
You'll be singing a different tune
When you have to poop or pee
The potty is the perfect place to be
Oh dear, whatcha gonna do?
Number one or number two?
Sittin' here, cause it's potty time
Everything's gonna come out just fine!
from "Everything's Gonna Come Out Just Fine"
© Goldmark & Schields
"Potty Animal" is a production of Grandma Records, the children's label of "Don't Quit Your Day Job" Records. This collaboration features lyrics by Kathi Kamen Goldmark (BMI) and Gretchen Schields (BMI), music by Kathi and illustrations by Gretchen. Be sure to check the Live Appearances page to see about upcoming television and radio appearances.
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