"My sons love to sing about poop and pee, and I sure wish I'd had these songs when I was their age."
"After three sessions with "Potty Animal," my dog Bubba has stopped pooping in the living room, and is so moved by the lyrics he's started to create some of his own doggerel."
"These songs have completely changed my life. You should see my underwear."
"Number two on the hit parade."
Roy Blount, Jr.
"This lovely music should go far to satisfy the natural prurience and foul-mindedness endemic to small children. I guarantee they'll ADORE it!"
"I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. But I didn't . . . It works!"
While they learn to use the potty, your kids will have fun singing along with Auntie Poo & the Porta-Potties.
"Potty Animal" is a production of Grandma Records, the children's label of "Don't Quit Your Day Job" Records. This collaboration features lyrics by Kathi Kamen Goldmark (BMI) and Gretchen Schields (BMI), music by Kathi and illustrations by Gretchen. Be sure to check the Live Appearances page to see about upcoming television and radio appearances.It may seem scary now, but soon
You'll be singing a different tune
When you have to poop or pee
The potty is the perfect place to be
Oh dear, whatcha gonna do?
Number one or number two?
Sittin' here, cause it's potty time
Everything's gonna come out just fine!
from "Everything's Gonna Come Out Just Fine"
© Goldmark & Schields
- "Potty Animal"
- "Gonna Go Go! (It's My Potty Tonight)"
- "Don't Pamper Me"
- "Everything's Gonna Come Out Just Fine"
- "Flush the Magic Dragon"
- "I'll Be Potty Trained by My Birthday"
- "Don't Need It Anymore"
- "Gas, Food & Lodging"
- Auntie Poo N. Potts
- Lead & background vocals
- Connie Commode
- Pedal steel guitar
- Donna "Squeeze" d'Charmin
- Background vocals
- P.P. Devine
- Washboard & percussion
- Downwind Billy
- Accordion & washboard
- Ty D. Dydee
- Bertram "Swirley" Flushrite
- Flush Gordon
- Bass & kazoo
- Perri Stalsis
- Background vocals
- Peter Tucker
- I.M. Wett
- Rusty Zipper
- Pedal steel guitar and background vocals
- Kids Chorus:
- Carla Selvin, Elinor Lauden & Little Johnny, with "Billy's Kids": Kelly Buscovich, Michelle Riera, Eli Trichon & William N. Trichon
- Choral director & kazoo meister
- Billy Philadephia
- Kazoo solo
- Ari "The Lips" Cushner, Alison Victor
- Kathi Kamen Goldmark